One unfortunate Baali pioneer found that out the hard way when he got into a taxi so holy, it could have driven Jesus home from the Last Supper.ĩ. The clan was considering expanding into Eastern Europe until it realized people there bring priests to bless anything from their houses to their cars. Do you remember that super embarrassing thing that happened to you back in third grade? Thanks to Psychomachia, so does your Baali opponent. Many of your clansmen are on a budget, but some are on shopping-for-pentagrams-at-Hot-Topic budget, otherwise known as Social Suicide.Ħ. The Baali are terrifying not because they are a demon-worshipping death cult, but because they can gaze deep into your soul and see your internet search history.ĥ. You told your fellow neonate infernalist it was a bad idea to experimentally harbor moths but here he is two weeks later, with no lamp post left unclimbed.Ĥ. The Tremere are secretly grateful for your existence, as they can finally catch a break from being hated by everyone.ģ. ![]() You have to be weary of cold weather (lest it kills your buzz brood), keep out of churches (True Faith can melt your nipples off) and stay away from Malkavians (they’re just annoying).Ģ.
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